{"product_id":"fuck-a-doodle-do","title":"Fuck-A-Doodle-Do","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4x6 \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNOTES: too mean - will not carry any more\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003efuck-a-doodle-do to you, too\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003ei'm not insulting you i'm describing you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eunsubscribe me from your issues\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eyou\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003emake me wish i had more middle fingers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003elook like something i'd draw with my left hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eare not pretty enough to be stupid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003ework harder than an ugly stripper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eare the reason there are directions on shampoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003ei would tell you to go to hell but i work there and i don't want to see you every day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eforgive and forget? how about fuck off and die\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink Road","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50595487613014,"sku":"wrg1791416225631","price":13.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/5602\/2358\/files\/fuck-a-doodle-do_1.jpg?v=1791416255","url":"https:\/\/wearstepus.shop\/products\/fuck-a-doodle-do","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}