{"product_id":"monday-memes","title":"Monday Memes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4x6\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFixing typos in your texts is for cowards. If I message someone “whtat you dong toncifjt” it’s up to them to figure it out. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eMy plants: please sir, I need water, I am dying. My plants after I water them: wow that was way too much water jackass, fuckng idiot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003edon’t expect me to stop if you’re broken down by the side of the road. you were offered an extended car warranty several times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe bok we really needed was “What to do 17 years after you were expecting.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ekindness is my go-to but fuck off is my wingman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003emeh good enough mediocrates socrates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003egood heart bad mouth 4 creative juice coffee mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ewhen i say no worries, i mean no worries for you, because they’re all mine now. i have anxiety. i have all the worries. i’m stealing yours. none for you. if you wanted them, that’s too bad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ei’m not a morning person or a night person, but i’m usually good for about 15 minutes in the afternoon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ei tried starting my day without coffee once. my court date is pending\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ei just opened a can of worms and it’s hardly the chaos advertised\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ePEOPLE LOVE TO HATE ON MONDAYS, BUT TUESDAYS? ALSO BAD. WEDNESDAY IS NO PRIZE, EITHER.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eToday, I worked from home, ran 10 miles, made a delicious dinner, read a book and got to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink Road","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50595526541398,"sku":"kar1791417375653","price":14.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/5602\/2358\/files\/monday-memes_1.jpg?v=1791417384","url":"https:\/\/wearstepus.shop\/products\/monday-memes","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}